There's a summer storm here and it is AWESOME

OMG my sister is such a b***h! I was wandering into the kitchen and I was like I'm kinda hungry, should I make some noodles and she's all like "Sure, if you want to be a heffa" What a cow! I added up all the stuff I ate today and I've only had 1,000 calories! you need at least 1,500 to live! Also I just panicked and weighed myself and I checked my BMI and I'm safely in the healthy section. Grrr what a cow! fuming!

The title only makes sense if you watch New Girl and know that the top in this set is from Monki :) A bit of word play...

This is what happens when I'm supposed to write an essay :/ maybe I should start a fanfic!

What would you take?
 
I tag everyone! You can make a set or collection with what you would have on your own desert island, if you make one please tag me in the description so I can see it! x

"For the friend I love lay sleeping by my side,

In the stillness his face was inclined toward me,
 
while the moon's clear beams shone

And his arm lay lightly over my breast – and that night I was happy."

---From Walt Whitman's "When I heard at the Close of the Day"